An elderly man sat quietly eating at a truck stop diner when three rugged-looking bikers strolled in. As they passed him, the first biker carelessly jammed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, snickering as he made his way to the counter.
Without a word, the old man placed his money on the table, stood up, and walked out of the diner. One of the bikers turned to the waitress and smirked, “Not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress, unfazed, replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over all three of your motorcycles.”